Despite the fact that I’m against Chinese Auctions because they make tzedaka into something which there must be immediate reward for, I find myself looking at them anyway. Sure, I feel like a hypocrite whenever I sign up for another…
Tag: weird
Illicit Sex is halachically allowed for the Sake of National Security
I know it sounds like another satirical piece to come out of my never ending repertoire or mind numbing brilliance but I assure you it’s real. Even Vos Iz Neias had the article up and it didn’t appear to be…
The weirdest gemara ever
I never liked gemara much, but its possible that I wasn’t learning the right gemara. For instance I never learned about the naked guy on the roof who falls into the naked girl and they wonder whether or not she…
The yeshiva for students in progressive stages of erection
That line was written in the fund raising brochure of a yeshiva in Israel that is building a new building. No one can find out exactly which yeshiva it is, but its circulating the internet and is damned funny. Can…
Google Maps image catches two yeshiva guys hitting on a girl
I thought the Chinese women dancing to Miami Boys Choir was random, but this may take the cake. Two different people sent me this link to google maps image which shows two yeshiva guys talking to a frum girl on…
Youtube channel devoted to imitating Frum Satire
I was searching through you tube today for the term frum satire to see if anything new has been put up by other people and you can imagine my surprise when I found a series of videos devoted to making…
Galactic Alignment
What on earth is the Galactic Alignment? Besides for being creapy sounding and having something to do with Mayans and people who sound like Carl Sagan the closest I have come to understanding the Galactic Alignment is listening to the…
Tefilin mirrors for the rich
I know that most people have tefilin mirrors that fit neatly into their bags or pockets, heck one girl told me she bought a tefilin mirror for her makeup doings. But this is the funkiest tefilin mirror I have ever…
Have you ever davened in a phone booth
There used to be this story in yeshiva about a guy who was davening in a phone booth at the airport, and all these people were standing around wondering what he was doing because it said out of order. Davening…
First International “Clean Your Kos Netilat Yadayim (Washing Cup)” Day
This is hilarious- thanks to Facebook any idea you have can be publicized throughout the land of bored souls and people who have nothing better to do with their lives. Like the club for people who turn their pillows over…
PETA says ice cream should be made of breast milk
Some of you may remember a while back I wrote a post entitled, “Did you know breast milk is parve?” . I mentioned breast milk made delicacies that could allow people to eat real milchigs style stuff after meat that…
Product placement advertising comes to the news?
Welcome to the world of Clandestine Advertising!!! Fox 5 News anchors Jason Feinberg and Monica Jackson and the McDonald’s coffee, filled with fake ice Most educated and non educated people realize that the news is mostly opinions shrouded in something…