It’s the day after, we are tired. The Sukkah is put away (I hope). We survived Tishrei, barely. And for the first time in a month, we’ll have a regular work week . But what to do with the arba…
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Best ways to mess with BT’s during the High Holidays
Sequel to the original Best ways to mess with BT’s post. Tell them that you cannot eat anything on succos resembling an etrog for fear of eating the actual etrog; Tell them that they must not sleep at all on…
Video of the Crown Heights Simchas Bais Hashoeva
This is the only video I could really put up but it pretty much shows what goes on- a happy time of dancing and chilling, mostly. This was just a random video and like most frummies Lubavitchers do not like…
How do shake your lulav? (video)
For all of you who don’t already know- I have an extensive collection of my own videos as well as my favorites on You Tube. To see my most popular videos- go to You Tube page and click on “most…
Israelis decorate their sukkah with Christmas decorations
I found out that in Israel many people use old Christmas decorations sold in the shuk for Sukkos decorations. Apparently they are sold at a discount and many Charedi people have no idea what they are. So much so that…
Why do cheesy carnivals and uncle moishy come to mind?
Whenever I think of lame Chol Hamoed Sukkos I think of Uncle Moishy and closed off streets in Borough Park filled with cheesy rides and families with all the kids dressed alike. I also think of overpriced Jewish concerts in…
I would rather stomachs poking me then lulavs
A protruding stomach covered in the smooth material of a bekishe bumped into me, and begged me to push the line a long. The Rabbi announced that everyone should push the tables against the bima so that people could make…
How do you shake your lulav?
So there you are standing in shull about to shake your lulav and boom you notice the guy in front of you shaking it a different way then you tend to shake, sizing him up quickly with his gray beard…
Frum Satire Videos of recent note
I am always posting videos to my you tube account, here are two of recent note. The first is pertaining to the recent artscroll/Birnbaum post. The second video are some sukkos thoughts of mine. Artscroll vs. Birnbaum Sukkos Thoughts
I can never find my place in Slichos!!!
You know how I can tell the high holiday season is upon us? Besides for the fact that I just clopped my chest a million times asking forgiveness for sins that I don’t even know the meaning to. What the…