I know a lot of you may not want to admit this, but frum people may actually have sexual preferences. It also appears that sexual preferences are quite important, but there’s no way that this sort of thing could make…
Tag: shidduch resume
Shidduch Resume: 5ft 4, 110lbs, 34:24:35
I haven’t posted quite so many shidduch resumes on this site, because most people have only started to think beyond the pale of shidduch websites, asking their friends and facebook stalking. Most of the shidduch resumes I have posted are…
This is most insane shidduch resume ever
This was sent to me a while ago, it’s from frumster and as a word doc it was 40 pages long – I have no idea how they allowed something like this on Frumster, I hope it’s joke because it’s…
The official shidduch resume
When I first heard about shidduch resumes I was kind of shocked, I always figured that shidduchim should be made by people who knew the involved parties personally, but alas with the global shidduch crisis in full effect, shidduchim have…
Rocker Dude Seeks Bitchin’ Bashert
I’m the 26 year old punk rock singer for Can!!Can, an observant Jew with three tattoos, host of PunkTorah.com and gainfully employed by an online Judaica store. Basically, I’m one big frucking (edited for the frummies) contradiction. On one hand,…
Shidduch Crisis is a boon for chesed industry
There appears to one positive aspect of the worldwide shidduch epidemic that has left millions of singles in its wake and that is people are doing more chesed. Traditionally, ultra orthodox women have begun to chesed in their middle teenage…
The worst thing to have on your shidduch resume
I was talking with my buddy the other day about peeing, for those who know me, you know I pee a lot and so we were talking about the trials and tribulations of peeing when there isn’t anywhere to pee.…