I have written extensively on the ways people daven, judging them by the ways they pronounce things and the movements they make. Heck, I’ve written and done comedy routine videos on the most skipped parts of davening and why that…
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Rant: The folks who need to face due east while davening
Dear anti-conformist shemona esrei davener that needs to face a different direction than everyone because the shul isn’t facing east. I get it, you want to be frum, you also wish to retain your anti-conformist nature. You want to be…
Forgetting to say ya’ale v’yavo sucks
One of the most enjoyable things to see in shul on rosh chodesh is when someone ends shemona esrei and realizes they missed ya’ale v’yavo, I always watch to se whether they say it again or just go with the…
Guide to shuckling
I was davening this past Shabbos in a Chabad where I noticed two kids imitating shuckels, they were clearly making fun of the few people in the room who knew what they were doing with regards to shuckling. I immediately…
Guide to shuckeling
Shemonah Esrei Farting
People fart, its one of the facts of life, orthodox Jews probably fart more due to our unhealthy diets and lack of exercise. Whether or not we control our farts is another story. I was in shul tonight and a…