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Tag: seder
Pigging out on carpas
I’m fidgeting around, picking scabs, wondering how on earth I could gash my middle finger open on something as stupid as cleaning, when I’;m cutting, dicing and chopping all day long – basically my concentration is on anything besides the…
The dumbest passover product of the year
Each year around this time, inventive frum Jews try to see which ways they can scam a few of us by selling us ridiculous products for Pesach, everyone also wants to see how much frummer they can be about pesach…
My first days of pesach were awesome
My nose was filled with sweet cologne as two men sat in back of me, I could smell them as soon as the door to sanctuary swung open, before they proceeded to sit down and insult my nose with their…
What type of Pesach (Passover) Seder do you have?
I have never done a post on the different types of Pesach seders, because it’s not really something that can be done conclusively, stereotyping different Jews is much easier. Everyone’s seder is different, bt I will try and formulate some…
The differences between modern orthodox and yeshivish seders
For the past two years I have attended modern orthodox sederim, but before that for several years I attended mostly yeshivish black hat sederim – and in doing so I have witnessed some very keen differences in the way these…
Why my first seder was so funny
My first nights seder was hilarious but only because me and my two friends are sickos and every time there was some sort of drug or sex reference we went a bit nuts. There were two specific moments that if…
When did you end your seder?
If there was one aspect of Pesach I could pick that I find entertaining its the bragging and discussing of seder times. The first day of Pesach shuls across the world are buzzing withe same exact conversation, what time did…