Tag: satire

Stuff Jewish People Like

So I was under the influence last Saturday night when I had an epiphany, I’ve never had an “under the influence” related epiphany, mostly because I rarely become under any influence, besides that of a very good speaker. So I’m…

Telshe Yeshiva recalls charoses

After several incidents of broken teeth, Telshe Yeshiva has decided to recall this years Free Charoses package. Telshe Yeshiva charoses is famous for looking and feeling like cement, the way it’s supposed to be according to our correspondent in Cleveland…

I have a dream

I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for achdus in the history of our nation. Several years ago, some great Rabbis, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today,…

Bans that never made it

I am sure there are more bans that never made it, but this is just a short list that I could come up with…. Fish: Several years ago when it was discovered that water was unkosher because of the bugs…