Tag: Rants

I hate body wash

The first time I experienced body wash, I was stunned at the stupidity, what was wrong with a simple bar of soap – did they realize how hard it was to get lather up with liquid that was constantly being…

Jewish internet dating rant

In an effort to relive the glory days of Frum Satire, before anyone actually read this blog I am re-posting certain posts with edits. This was originally published on June 25th, 2006 – the first day of this blog. It…

Challah Cutting Rant

I grew up with the full slice. My father never even thought about size or order when he cut and distributed challah in our home. He used to cut these huge bricks off of a yellow Zomicks challah. Others may…