I’m lying in my car, I’m wide awake, I just awoke and it’s pitch black, I step outside to pee, feel the cool gravel pebbles on my feet and look up at the stars. I say asher yatzar with my…
Tag: ranting
Why is it so hard to find kosher for passover matza?
I was trying to find kosher for passover matzah last year in Denver and all of the grocery stores were out, this year I was mountain biking in Santa Cruz the Sunday before Pesach so I decided I would visit…
Frum weddings suck and are a ripoff
I personally love weddings, the food, the girls, the shtick, the dancing, the bloopers, but that’s mostly because I only attend weddings once every couple of months, my good friends are mostly lifelong bachelors – so only once in a…
Mikvah Night Comedy
This may weird some of you out, while others may find it hilarious – watch at your own risk.
How many text messages do you send per month?
I was talking to someone a while back when the topic of text messaging came up, I just recently added 200 text messages to my phone bill for $5, because prior to this people thought I was reciving their messages…
Why does the service at Best Buy suck so much?
I have come to the conclusion after many hours spent on line at Best Buy that they simply suck. Best Buy probably feels that they have a monopoly on electronics, which they do in many cities, that they can just…
Where do you take your dates and how to judge them
When I heard about the lemon shidduch date frumkeit test I almost peed myself. This is when you are sitting in a hotel lobby and the girl orders a diet coke, does she tell them not to put a slice…
Freestylin’ on video with Jacob Da Jew
As many of you realize by my lack of response to comments, facebook messages and emails I do not have the internet. I do however have some friends who have the internet and was over at my buddy Jacobs house…