Gun control is one of the few debates that are not even worth having, chances are that you’ve made up your mind based on your own little file full of statistics, studies, and facts to support whatever side you’re on.…
Tag: politics
Mindy Meyer is an idiot
I honestly thought the whole Mindy Meyer campaign was a spoof, it was definitely Onion worthy, I was a little jealous that I couldn’t have been the one to think of something so silly. Then I saw her on an…
Is Mindy Meyer making a chillul Hashem?
Just received this from one of my very frum fans/critics who may or may not be serious. Over a dozen people have asked me to write about Mindy Meyer and I refrained because I felt my opinions may offend some…
Find me a shidduch: Into BDSM and Math
I know a lot of you may not want to admit this, but frum people may actually have sexual preferences. It also appears that sexual preferences are quite important, but there’s no way that this sort of thing could make…
Mitt Romney and his homosexualist agenda
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: RABBI YEHUDA LEVIN (718) 569-8438 850 Plus Rabbis Denounce Romney as a “Dangerous Homosexualist” Urge Mormon Church to Sanction Him The Rabbinical Alliance of America, a 70 year old organization of over 850 Orthodox Jewish Rabbis…
What is the most neutral of yarmulkes
In typical Heshy fashion I had a pretty intense argument this past shabbos about which yarmulke is the most politically neutral of all. For those of you who don’t know, yarmulkes are the number one way that other Jews will…
Jerusalem Bombing: “So what are people saying over there?”
Guest post by Benji Lovitt “So what are people saying over there?” That’s the question my father often asks me on our way home from the airport in Texas. ”So what do people think about what’s going on…..about Prime Minister…
Jews should keep religion out of politics
Shocking to find an article written by a frum dude who wants to separate religion and politics – although I disagree with his claim that he has no agenda, his agenda is to get clients and that’s why he wrote…
Can you be frum and liberal?
Whenever I talk to left wing Jews they always elicit some sort of shock when I tell them that finding a frum liberal is next to impossible. I’m not talking about modern orthodox Jews here, I’m talking about right of…
Floatilla talk is a waste of time but since you asked
I think that talking about the Floatilla is a waste of time, but you folks keep asking me to write about it again, so I will. I can’t really think of any way to make fun of it other than a…
Frummies are anti Universal Health Care but take foodstamps, welfare and section 8 housing
By Frum Punk Hey Shmuley, listen up. I know you spend most of your drive time soaking in the wisdom of Misters Limbaugh, Savage and Beck. I know you watch Fox News online and are proud to live in the…
Yeshiva Tuition Reform Bill Passes: Critics shout socialism
Black Hat groups are rejoicing over the Yeshiva Tuition Reform Bill that was passed by the United States Beis Din earlier today. The YTR Bill, passed by an overwhelming majority, seeks to combat the Yeshiva Tuition Crisis which has wreaked…
Every Jewish Community has Politics
This is an old rant I wrote a long while back that still rings true today You may think your city is the worst, everyone always does, but let me tell you something from my personal experience, every city is…
Why did Obama win the Nobel Peace Prize?
A lot of orthodox Jews are up in arms over Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize, but I think they have it all wrong. The Nobel Peace prize in my conspiracy related mind is run by a bunch of left…
Interview with an orthodox lesbian
For those of you living under a rock, there was a brutal attack on a Gay community center in Tel Aviv this weekend in which 2 people were killed and 11 wounded, as expected the comments on Vos Iz Neias…
Jewish Bloggers Carnival: Haveil Havalim #228
This is my second time hosting a the weekly Jewish Bloggers Carnival, which features various posts from around the web. I know that many of you reading this have never seen a Jewish Bloggers Carnival before, so here is a…
ROI Summit initial reactions
For those of you who don’t know, I wasn’t flown to Israel to perform at a comedy club in Jerusalem, I am just not that good, I was flown to Israel to participate in the ROI Summit which is a…
The Republican plan to get rid of the Democrats
I’m no Republican but I liked this… THE REPUBLICAN PLAN Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women. Allow those folks who want to abort…
Out of town restaurant politics
I have lived and stayed in enough Jewish communities to understand that many places don’t have a kosher restaurant simply because of community politics. Community politics can get in the way of many things, but restaurants are usually a huge…
When our brains play tricks on us
When I keep getting invited to the same Facebook group by multiple people I go for a look, in this case it was called Tzipi Hotlovely, yeh the picture wasn’t bad but I wouldn’t have called her hot and lovely.…
Why I didn’t friend Bernie Madoff on facebook
One of my Facebook friends and I had a small chat yesterday about how come I rejected the friend request sent to me by Bernie Madoff. I thought it was quite obvious, and spoke my opinion clearly stating that I…
Closet Obama fans in the frum community
It seems that everyone in the orthodox community hates Obama, mostly because the orthodox community is made up of right wingers who would never vote for a democrat no matter what, and there have been rumors abound that Obama is…
Charedim in Israel Ban Tzipi Livni
If they could I am sure they would- but blotting out her face and not mentioning her name is the next best thing. I wonder if the name Tzipi will be banned? So I wonder what is going to happen…
Gay Siddur includes prayer for one night stands and sex changes
I must say that this is probably the most [email protected]#$ed up thing I have ever seen. I know, my liberal ideals are all tied up like a tangled umbilical cord, but I laughed when I first read the article and…
The Jewishness of the Obama and McCain campaigns
So we know that Sarah Palin is in fact not Jewish and if she was Jewish she would have been a Chabad Shaliachs wife because she’s got a lot going on. We also know that Michelle Obama has a cousin…