For the first time in my adult life I have full health care coverage, which means I don’t have to pay a fine because I don’t have something I can’t afford. I honestly thought that Obama was going to socialize…
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Obama says “God Bless Israel”
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Why frum Jews should vote for Obama
It is quite seldom that anyone of the frum ilk has anything nice to say about Obama, he seems to be whatever the opposite of moshiach is for most frum Jews. So when I received the following email I jumped…
Obama is now officially pro-gay marriage – RIP America!
The following is a not a joke, some people actually think this…. I have said before and I’ll say it again, this country is going straight down into the toilet. We have tried to legalize every illegitimate lifestyle under the sun that…
Obama’s dead? No I said Osama!!!
I can just hear the “Hey Hesh how can you ignore one of the biggest news events to hit the Jewish world since the Tropper scandal?” and questions of a similar rote begging me for my brilliant take on the…
The Tea Party aren’t the only ones comparing Obama to Hitler
If the Obamas were Chassidish
Frummies are anti Universal Health Care but take foodstamps, welfare and section 8 housing
By Frum Punk Hey Shmuley, listen up. I know you spend most of your drive time soaking in the wisdom of Misters Limbaugh, Savage and Beck. I know you watch Fox News online and are proud to live in the…
When did healthcare become a right?
I am dirt poor and therefore I am all for universal health care, but I don’t think it’s a good idea, nor do I remember even wanting to pay for my own I sure as hell don’t want to pay…
Why did Obama win the Nobel Peace Prize?
A lot of orthodox Jews are up in arms over Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize, but I think they have it all wrong. The Nobel Peace prize in my conspiracy related mind is run by a bunch of left…
Shidduch Crisis Solution: Kallahs for Clunkers
Subj: Kallahs for Clunkers – A New Federal Initiative Forwarded to me by Rabbi Yossi After successfully solving the banking, mortgage, automobile, and housing crises, President Barack Obama has now turned his attention to solving the ultimate problem – The…
RE: You may hate Obama – but this racism is uncalled for
Look I am not going to remove the video I posted because I think people should learn from their mistakes. Yes it is a Chillul Hashem, but allowing such stupidity to go unnoticed is a bigger disservice and Chillul Hashem…
You may hate Obama, but this racism is uncalled for
I am posting this video so you see how dumb you racist bastards sound when you tell me Obama should be shot or that he’s a Muslim. I understand the pain that people are going through – but the ignorance…
Republican Jews on Obama – video
Last nights show in Silver Spring was simply amazing, the crowd loved it and I finally got some good footage was is being edited for me by the organizer. This is the first time I did this joke and it…
Black Leaders call for boycot of Judaica stores that sell this…
Proof that Obama is a gilgul of Yosef
This was sent to me be via facebook from blogger Dofan Akoma Proof that obama is a gilgul of yosef… 1. Yosef told pharoh we have tough economic times coming… 2. Yosef bought all the land from the private sector…
Obama is already pissing the frummies off
Vos Iz Neias had a short small news piece saying that Obama has decided to scrap the jacket wearing practice of the President before him. As always the comments are hilarious and sad and pathetic. One of the comments basically…
Are you excited about Obama?
I am super excited about Obama, (based on that pic I would say Israelis must be pumped as well) I know that is not really the thing to say on a frum blog, after all frum and Obama don’t really…
Some people believe Obama is moshiach
Thank you to Jacob Da Jew who posted this picture on his blog – its hilarious – but if you read some of what people are saying, I am sure there are folks who believe Obama is the messiah, just…
Most amusing Facebook status updates about Obama win!
My Status update that said “I wonder if Obama haters will admit it if he does a good job?” has received 95 comments as of now. I think that may be a record, thanks to a fan I was able…
Obama win makes frum Jews more racist then ever
For all those of you living under a rock, orthodox Jews are notoriously racist, they are proud and they dislike blacks. Most of you would agree and those of whom I am talking about would proudly proclaim at a shabbos…
How was your voting experience?
I have encountered a lot of people who said they didn’t vote in New York state because it makes no difference if you vote Republican so you might as well not vote at all. I happen to disagree wholeheartedly, think…
I saw Barack Obama in shul
Not really but I witnessed someone in shul trying to use his economic policies as a way of controlling some children’s candy profits from an uf-ruf. Upon walking into shul in Baltimore, I witnessed a young married guy with a…
Barack Obama is not U.S. citizen!!!
Now most of you know by now that I am a closet Obama fan when it comes to admitting that I like him in front of any frum people for fear of getting torn a new one and not getting…
Obama kills McCain in debate!!!
Never in all my years would I expect my father to say the following statement about a Republican “McCain is dead” is all he could say to me about the debate which he was listening to in his car because…