As Interfaith families are welcomes by more and more Jewish communities, many wonder what to do about Christmas and erev Christmas. Does it just remain the holiday where kids wonder why they always go to one side of the family…
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Kate the Wasp goes to meet Hasidic Jews
There’s nothing like a Wasp trying talk to Chassidim. The best line is “They have so much concentration, not like their in a camp” Gotta love the Boro Parl stare!
An evening of Jewish love
Gotta Love the Bay Area…I get tons of invites for events like these, but I’m just kind of incensed at the 80% intermarriage here and events like these do nothing to help it. Thursday, August 11, 7-9 PM Welcoming singles…
99 really goyishe things
I’m not the hugest fan of making lists, but every once in a while I like to bust them out and this came to mind late Thursday night when I opened an email from a fan of mine who attends…
How the word shiksa was invented
This was a recent comment on my ever expanding glossary located at the top of this page… Didn’t you know that the word “shiksa” was created by some old horny Jews who, upon seeing a shapely gentile female, would declare…
Torat Hamelech: Book Review
I just finished reading Torat Hamelech, the recent book that has become the talk of the town in Jerusalem and I just don’t see what the big deal is. Sure, it said that you should kill non-Jews, but this is…
Even non-Jews think chabad girls are hot
I’m minding my own business at work the other day and this server comes in and asks me if we still do arranged marriages in orthodox Judaism. I told him that you may consider some of the very religious sects…
Partying at the Palo Alto Moishe House
I’m standing outside getting some fresh air when the cop pulls up, instinctively I drop my beer bottle onto the cool grass and it hits my big toe, I mutter some curses to myself as the cop passes me. I…
Going to non-Jewish school from yeshiva made me frummer
By Ari Margolies (the youngest guest poster ever on Frum Satire) Being raised an Orthodox Jew, when I enrolled in Fairhill School freshman year, it was scary to be thrust into a secular, mostly Christian place. I had it coming…
If converts are on such a high level why won’t you marry one?
If gerim are on such a high madreiga, why doesn’t anyone want to marry them? It’s a pretty good question. I myself am very fond of converts. I think they must have some loose screws for wanting to join our…
Orthodox Jews are not usually friends with non-Jews
The goyim succumb to taiva and are dangerous. They will befriend you and then turn on you. Non-Jews are evil and are only there to convert you. They will suck you in and then slowly convince you that Jesus is…
Letter to the editor: I am not Jewish but my boyfriend is orthodox
This was sent to me via email and she gave me permission to post it: So I watch all your videos on youtube and I love them, you are quite the comedian. I need your opinion on something because I…
RE: Is the word Goy offensive? Good comment from a non-Jew
This was posted the other day in response to the post Is the word goy offensive? Hello all, I’m not sure if this will post or not. I have been learning a lot reading these posts. I have a bit…
Living Life from Under My Jewfro
I am a self-described Jewminicana—a Jewish American Dominican hybrid, who grew up Dominican in New York and converted to Judaism. I make identity seem like an extreme sport. Either people are really uncomfortable around me (“You can’t be Jewish and…