If you are reading this site, the chances that you have seen many of the articles I am going to link to below is quite high. However, I do know that many of you are not fielding emails from rabid…
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Orthodox Jews keeping the porn magazine business alive
Los Angeles – Everyone knows that the Porn Industry is run by the Jews, but how many folks know that the Orthodox Jews are responsible for keeping the pornographic magazine industry alive. When internet porn came (no pun intended) onto…
Overnight Massive Construction Campaign in Israeli Occupied Territories Brings White House Condemnation
Overnight Massive Construction Campaign in Israeli Occupied Territories Brings White House Condemnation 27 Sep 2012, 6:13 PM (ET) By SHANA HABBAB, Associated Press WASHINGTON (AP) — UN Intelligence reports what appears to be a coordinated massive construction campaign by Israeli…
Can’t find a shidduch? Doctor in Miami offers free plastic surgery!
It seems that Yitta Halberstams article asking ugly girls to get cosmetic surgery has sparked quite a bit of controversy. Dr. Michael Salzhauer, a plastic surgeon in Miami is offering free nose jobs to any single orthodox folks who feel…
Frum News of the weird
Every once in a while I check out those strange news websites, you know, the ones ab out aliens, grilled cheese sandwiches that look like Jesus and criminals who hold up banks with their own deposit slips, but rarely do…
Illicit Sex is halachically allowed for the Sake of National Security
I know it sounds like another satirical piece to come out of my never ending repertoire or mind numbing brilliance but I assure you it’s real. Even Vos Iz Neias had the article up and it didn’t appear to be…
What do you folks think about the ground zero mosque?
The ground zero mosque situation is pretty screwed up, that’s like a bunch of Jews building a Baruch Goldstein memorial park near Chevron. Woa, wait a second, in 2002 I camped out in the Baruch Goldstein memorial park in Kiryas…
Sometimes I have to apologize for my own stupidity
So I have to admit that I wrote something really stupid and wrong last week. I wrongly accused 100,000 Charedim for holding a rally in the name of segregation as the article posted on Vos Iz Neias stated, when in…
Floatilla talk is a waste of time but since you asked
I think that talking about the Floatilla is a waste of time, but you folks keep asking me to write about it again, so I will. I can’t really think of any way to make fun of it other than a…
25 Jewish Blogs you should read daily
I get asked pretty frequently to recommend blogs for people to read or which blogs I choose to read. Within the Jewish Blogging World AKA Jewish Blogsphere, there are thousands of blogs, many of them worthwhile reads. Unfortunately time does…
Telshe Yeshiva recalls charoses
After several incidents of broken teeth, Telshe Yeshiva has decided to recall this years Free Charoses package. Telshe Yeshiva charoses is famous for looking and feeling like cement, the way it’s supposed to be according to our correspondent in Cleveland…
Interesting links for you
Click here for the frum satire urban dictionary – or click on the glossary tab at the top of this page. This chabad house is haunted, but not by the Rebbe This man was buried in the rubble of Haiti…
Man arrested for being naked in his own home
Someone sent me the following video saying that they had found the gentile version of me, but unfortunately I am not nearly as funny as the fellow in the video below. Some may say brilliant and here he is ranting…
Bio-engineers caught making esrogim with unusually weak pitoms
A ring of bio engineers has been discovered to be a part of a major Esrog scam by authorities in Israel. Information about Esrogim bought in Brooklyn containing unusually weak pitoms led authorities to make the bust of these men…
Charedi girls paid not to wear makeup at their wedding
Jerusalem – The Darchei Rachel seminary for girls in Jerusalem imposed a new regulation recently: Each girl agreeing not to put on makeup for her wedding will receive a scholarship worth NIS 1,000 (about $265).
Gray, Blue and Straw hat associations merge
Breaking News: The Straw Hat and Gray/Blue Hat associations will be merging in a historic move against the proliferation of black hat supporters. Traditionally the two sides had much animosity due to the Straw Hats being on a different playing…
Man injured in shuckling accident
A man suffered minor head injures after a vertigo attack mid shuckel during shema, earlier today at Congregation Shaarei Tefilah in Monsey. One witness who wished to remain anonymous for shidduchim purposes (the shadchanim may say that him having looked…
Frum Satire now has a forum
That’s right folks, I had my web designer place a forum on this site and now you the reader can debate, discuss, hate on, tell loshon horah and pick up chicks in the Forum. Unlike the blog you will need…
Sex-crazed husband finally gives get
An eight-year saga involving a recalcitrant husband, a “chained” wife and an out-of-control libido came to an end in a regional rabbinical court in Rehovot this week. A man who had refused for the last eight years to divorce his…
I’m Moving up in the world
The super cool picture was done by Elkie Sudin an artist I spent shabbos with – who will be getting a full post eventually. Just some items of recent note that I am kind of proud of… My first piece…
New Heter: Blind people can touch their dates
Besides for a heter for male masturbation, eating meat during the 9 days and not wearing tzitzis when it goes over 70 degrees – I think what all us single guys want is a heter for touching the opposite sex.…
Frum Satire has lots of news and updates
Most commented on posts I made some slight changes to the blog last night that you may not even notice. I went into my archives and pulled out all of the posts with over 100 comments on them and made…
Vos Iz Neias commenters are nuts
I am convinced that Vos Iz Neias is the heimishe version of the New York Post, they copy and paste a bunch of regular articles from CNN and Huffington post and then like clockwork every 10 articles or so is…
Company has 4 kosher certifications on its milk – one just isn’t frum enough
Why on earth a milk company would bother to put 4 hechsherim (kosher certifications) on their packaging is beyond me. But Machmirim (what a name) is a new cholov yisroel milk company that broke an official Guinness Book world record…