The oxygen masks are flinging about my head as I try to grab one, I can see children around me choking as the cabin loses pressure, I am freaking out, why do the flight attendants always say to help yourself…
Tag: my life
Tonight I watched my first full football game
I was never into sports, I played on the Manhattan Day School basketball team in 6th and 7th grade but if I was called into the game I would nearly pee in my pants, I was also a part of…
Video of my father telling two short stories
My Fathers Wedding
I really want to go to a mega church
Ever since I got to Texas there is one thing I have wanted to do that I haven’t ever done, and that is go to church. I know what your thinking, but no, I am not going to the other…
First impressions of Dallas
I really haven’t been here long enough to write a post, but I just wanted to get something down so I can compare it to something I will most probably write later, should I stay here, as of now I…
My first dumpster diving adventure
I was in Cleveland for a couple of days hanging out with a couple friends of mine who had moved to Cleveland to found the Tiferet Jewish Artists Colony, why anyone would move to Cleveland that didn’t have to is…
I was arrested last night
I blew a red light coming off the Queensboro Bridge into Queens and for the first time in my life was pulled over in New York City. Next thing I know I am being told to step out of the…
Yeshiva Memories: making money in the dorm
I used to bake vanilla cakes with frosting in my toaster oven, it would smell so damned good up and down the halls that no one would try and haggle with me on the price. Three bucks and when you…
Do chassidim really do things backward?
My faucets in my house are backwards, they are all switched from the normal sides of hot and cold and they turn the opposite way- it makes for a confusing time when washing my hands, washing the dishes and taking…