Monsey – It’s been almost a decade since being a frum sex offender became fashionable and in all that time, many community members have wondered about whether to allow convicted sex offenders into their shuls. Apparently children come to shul…
Tag: Monsey
Hot Chani Crisis
The internet was abuzz yesterday when someone discovered that an advertisement in the Monsey Connections mistakenly used the derogatory word MILF instead of Milk. The jokes on us, because someone from over at Tops for Tots got in touch with…
Monsey store bans MILF’s
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The Bas Yisroel store
I love that they have tznius rulers (to make sure your skirt is within official tznius regulations)
Do you see what’s wrong with this ad?
Yasher koach to Rebecca who sends me loads of goodies like this find more crazy frum ads on 4torah.com
Leiby Kletzky Murdered Because Rabbis Turned Over A Child Rapist To Police
I swear I didn’t make it up, God didn’t grant me with such amazing gifts – I can comment and write about mechitza’s, but to claim such insanity is reserved for the truly insane. We all know that Rabbi Yehuda…
Being the only one without a white shirt in shul
This is from a bygone era, I wear sandals and polo shirts to shul now, but it’s entertaining watching this stuff and lots of you have never wandered around the hinterlands of my once active You Tube channel.
Guy quits his conversion but still hangs out with frummies
I was looking through old videos on my youtube account and found this one, it even has 15,000 views on it. I really found it great because of the chassidic rebels in the back round, this was one iof the…
Being the only colored shirt guy in a black hat shul
This is a classic Frum Satire video – I intend to get some more of these up at some point – this video describes my thoughts on Monsey before I ever thought of moving to the place.
Unpious Blog: Chassidic Rebels with a cause
If you take a tour around the Jewish Blogging world you will find countless blogs written by the chassidic fringe about their experience of being stuck in a Charedi world while they are non-believers. There are some great sites out…
Rockland Jewish Reporter article about Jewish Bloggers
I, as well as many other bloggers were mentioned in the latest Jewish newspaper article to focus on the Jewish Blogging Community – the article originally appeared in the Rockland Jewish Reporter and I have copied and pasted it into…
What was your worst restaurant experience?
I was seated at a table awaiting my meal, thank God for the free Chinese noodles and duck sauce or else I would have gone insane. As with most Jews, I love Chinese food and anytime I get a chance…
Poking fun at Hockers and BT’s (video)
This was filmed on the deck of a ski house that my friends rented for the weekend, it was pitch black and they really didn’t want to be seen anyway, the dialog was great. If you understand hockers and yeshivish…
I am moving out of Monsey
There have been many rumors in the Blog-velt that frum satire is moving out of Monsey. As I recall Utubefan commented on my original post when I said I was going to be moving from Albany to Monsey that I…
Funny thoughts I had this shabbos
Frummies love to say “come have a mezonos” instead of “here eat a cookie” or “how about a pretzel”. One of my fans pointed out to me that God first lined up the animals in front of Adam before creating…
How did 7-11 become the preeminent Jewish hangout?
Because its 24 hours and frum Jdews have a love affair with sugar filled slurpies. Some may say its the sexual innuendo behind slurpies, but I merely think its the fact that not only is 7-11 a 24 hour establishment,…
Yidfest 2008
Jewmango Will be hosting a live concert featuring Y-Love (Yitz Jordan) and Diwon on September 18th At Vertigo Club in Nyack NY. I expect to see all of you there! Facebook Event Link | Jewmango Event Link
Miss Borough Park Pagent
I thought about this post while writing the investigative piece about Sarah Palin being Jewish. I wonder what a Miss Lakewood or Miss Monsey competition would look like. What would the format be? Obviously only married women would be allowed,…
Do chassidim really do things backward?
My faucets in my house are backwards, they are all switched from the normal sides of hot and cold and they turn the opposite way- it makes for a confusing time when washing my hands, washing the dishes and taking…