This past Thursday night I coerced a hot chabad girl (she’s too tznius to be a Hot Chani) to marry me, I cornered her in a shul and gave her a nice necklace. Did you know that chabadniks don’t do…
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Why I hate onlysimchas.com
Guest post from brand a new blogger who goes the name Blox Populi Not because I’m jealous. While I’m not married, I’m also not really looking at the moment, so I don’t resent your evident success at life. And it’s…
Frum Satire makes a shidduch
I went to a L’Chaim (engagement party) in Crown Heights last night that was a first for me, not because I went in Drag but this because the two people who got engaged met due to some comments on the…
Good Luck you will need it
Its a boy! – good luck We are engaged – good luck My son just got bar mitzvahed – good luck I’m going to a wedding today – good luck It’s our 50th anniversary – good luck I can just…