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Do you wear your yarmulke when you masturbate?
I think I should start off this post with a disclaimer, I don’t masturbate. I never really got into the past time. I’m serious, while everyone in yeshiva was hoarding the latest in the JC Penny underwear ads from the…
You will boil in your wasted semen
I would say about 90% of the 4 years I spent in yeshiva was devoted in some way to the topic of masturbation. If we were a little more savvy it may have been a talk of sex, but since…
Rachel’s hot letters.
I love reading Rachel’s hot letters on the Jewish Press. It turns me on like the fridge light after havdalah. Take this letter from a few weeks ago, about the crisis in our communities — crisis — that means tension and yes,…
The jerkoffer rebbe friended me on facebook
As I approach the 5000 friends mark on my main facebook page (I have a backup with 750 friends and a private account with 22 friends) I have stopped accepting everyone who asks to be my “friend” to slow down…
It is assur to masturbate on shabbos
Masturbation is kind of like loshon horah, both are terrible sins and everyone is doing it pretty often. Typically when someone wants to find out if you’re frum, they ask if you keep kosher and shabbos, if you masturbate on…