There is no way that I would voluntarily given my wife the better piece of chicken when we were newlyweds. I would have kept it for myself, under the guise of “what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her”. It’s not…
Tag: married
I used to just go to shul just for the girls
Being married has its advantages, laundry more than once a month, home cooked meals, and not having to get tested for STD’s every time my crotch starts feeling the fire, but one of the biggest disadvantages is that shul is…
What I thought of mikvah night before I got married
I feel like every time I spoke or joked about mikvah night before I got married, all the folks who had experienced this night were laughing at me. Basically mikvah night is a pain in the ass… Find out more…
Frum marriage comic strip
My wife has been getting into this comic strip thing on Facebook and she’s decided that we should be the subject of the strip. Find out more on 4torah.com
The worst thing about being married so far…
I know it’s only a week in, but I already have a complaint. Sure, a lot of my miserably married friends told me not to go through with it, but I didn’t take heed and so I’m now faced with…
Frum Satire is officially married!
I got up at 7am on the day of my wedding to mountain bike in Santa Cruz with an old buddy of mine, we then head banged to 80’s metal and on the way to the wedding we listened to…