Hey Hesh, I have a chabad question for you. I saw a poster at my son’s chabad preschool that has a picture of the rebbe and the yechi adoneinu line on it. Does that mean these particular chabadnicks are meshichists…
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Chabadnicks put tefillin on Santa Clause
Every year, the chabad propaganda machine spews out some picture of chabadnicks putting tefillin on someone you wouldn’t expect. Last year it was the Buddhist monk, this year it’s Santa and I love it. Hat Tip Shmarya Find out more…
10 reasons why I would to be a meshichist
There is obviously something compelling about being a rebel, it’s not too hard in this day and age, but being a rebel in the frum community is a bit harder. Sway too much to the left and you won’t be…
People claim that one kotel stone looks like the Rebbe
Let me first say that this is not satire and not a joke, the fact that one of the major crown heights websites would even post such BS means they must want to believe that this is true. I looked…
Chabad: The best of both worlds
If you weed through all the negativity and Chabad bashing that permeates the Jewish world and beyond, you begin to realize that Chabad is the most practical sect within Orthodoxy. People love to point out the negative cult like traits…
Old footage of me making fun of Lubavitchers in Crown Heights
I was laughing my butt off last night when I found this old yet long (31 minutes)video in my folders. Youtube now allows longer videos. This is some of my best content ever.
Everything you wanted to know about Mishechistim, but were afraid to ask
As my long-time readers know, my purpose in life is helping my fellow humans improve their lives spiritually, physically and occasionally metaphysically. Today, I share a letter I received from a distraught Litvak and the advice I shared with him.…
Santa puts on tefillin
I’m sure that most of you have seen the picture of Santa putting on tefllin, but since I keep getting emails about it I might as well post it. Is it just me or is Chabad willing to go where…
So you think you could be a lubavitcher?
An oldie but a goody!
Chabad House opens on Yeshiva Univeristy Campus
The latest addition to the successful chabad on campus phenomenon is creating quite a bit of a stir in the modern orthodox community. Critics are calling on chabad to pull out of its latest venture, a chabad house on the…
Deli Kasbah – The messianic chabad restaurant
Deli Kashbah is a rare breed of a restaurant, they proselytize while they feed you. It’s not one of those places where things are subtle. I used to frequent it quite a bit, because it was located one block from…
Lakewood bachur figures out Rubashkin conspiracy
I wanted to believe it was achdus. I wanted to believe that orthodox Jews from all walks of life could actually agree on something. I wanted to believe that despite what Rav Ahron, Rav Shach and so many others have…
The Lubavitcher Rebbe’s yahrzeit
16 years ago I was dragged by my father to Crown Heights for a funeral. I really had no idea who the Rebbe was at the time. When I saw a picture of him, I recognized as the same dude…
Chabad on Campus I love you
The kid I was sitting next to really reminded me of myself. He had barely sat down and already he had an ever growing mound of food, scavenged from other tables. I told him that he should head for parts…
Lag Baomer hilarity
The smart ones of you and the folks who know me well will understand why the following video made me laugh out loud, everyone else will be scratching their heads or beards wondering what’s wrong with me? You probably do…
What do you think of the Rubashkin case?
I received a phone call last night from a good friend of mine asking me what I thought of the current effort to influence the proceedings of the Rubashkin trial. I had no answer for him and that bothered me.…
Stuff Chabad Likes
Most of you realize I love Chabad. It’s not just the beautiful girls, good food and free places to stay – I love their passion, their skill and their ability to be both modern and traditional. Before all of you…
I’m sick of voting for you
By Mordechai Lightstone We all float in various social circles online – we have our friends in real life who was almost never say hi to online, we have our friends online that we almost never give a second glance…
I love chabad
There I said it, and I think the hate is crap, so they believe the rebbe is moshiach and they have the cult thing going on. I am pretty sure that if other Chassidic groups had as much public attention…
I have a dream
I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for achdus in the history of our nation. Several years ago, some great Rabbis, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today,…
Vote FC – help friendship circle win $1 million
By now I am sure many of you have gotten emails, facebook invites or seen tweets on how you can help Friendship Circle win $1 million from Chase Bank. I have gotten countless request to write about it and here…
The Lubavitcher Rebbe is not Moshiach – video from a Lubavitcher
As much as I respect Lubavitchers and hang out at chabad houses, I understand that people dislike chabad for many reasons, some founded and some unfounded – the number one reason being the messianic stuff(which no one has ever been…
ChabadMatch.com has drop down menus for meshichist views and beard types
ChabadMatch.com has officially taken over the title as most judgmental and ridiculous dating site on the web. Upon clicking to sign up, it asks if you are Chabad or a Friend of Chabad, parents can sign their sons/daughters up or…
Frum Satire makes a shidduch
I went to a L’Chaim (engagement party) in Crown Heights last night that was a first for me, not because I went in Drag but this because the two people who got engaged met due to some comments on the…
Restaurants can have hashkafic levels too
I had an epiphany tonight while sitting in Burgers Bar of the five towns. , if people and shuls could be hashkafically labeled, why can’t restaurants?