Dear Devoiry, Thanks for the food you sent back with me, it makes all the difference; as much as I like going to Glatt Gourmet and Kosher Taco, we really can’t afford it (seriously, it’s like $18 without a side…
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Tznius refrigerator magnets come to Lakewood
Hat tip Rahcmuna
Tznius is a beautiful mitzvah
Tznius is truly a beautiful mitzvah, it’s one in which many women who aren’t even frum yet can shine in. It puts the bas yisroel on display for all to see how much yiras shamayim she has and it’s becoming…
Lakewood isn’t what it used to be
Dear Baruch, By Shragi Getzel It’s been a while since we last talked; I hope you’re doing well in Eretz Yisroel now. It’s been years since you’ve moved away from Lakewood and I wanted to let you know; you’re not…
Bnos Yaakov received literary recognition, BSDM award.
This week, the Bnos Yaakov Elementary school in Lakewood, NJ received the a literary award from the National Association of Misogynistic BSDM Literature Authors (not to be confused with the other organization with the same acronym) for the now famous essay “Hot UnTnznius…
Koshersextoys.net: Sex toy website keeps things frum and tznius
I have always wondered about frum people and sex toys, they must use them, but how can they buy them without looking at pritzus, never having gone to a sex toy store online or real life I can’t be sure,…
Shabbos Hurricane heterim for Lakewood Ir Hakodesh
Ilene is almost upon us and we have spone with many poskim and rabbonom to ensure that the future of klal yisrael is safe and we are out of harms way, naturally, most of us cannot make shabbos plans in…
Picture of the century: The Tznius Ruler
I am quite curious as to where Shmarya from Failed Messiah found this, but nonetheless it rules and I remember in high school meeting frum girls who told me all about these spies that would catch them with skirts that…
Yeshivish Hipster Interpretive Dance
Found this gem on You Tube late one night – the dude in the video has a bunch of videos of him running around Lakewood in jeans that are way to tight for him. He may think he’s a hipster,…
Orthodox Jews always jump on the bandwagon too late
You may have noticed that I didn’t jump on the Hitler Lakewood Video like I would on a chabad girl and that’s because it’s been done, so many times in fact that I’m sick of it. That scene from the…
Everyone learned at the Mir
Telling someone you learned in the Mir Yeshiva has traditionally been looked at as a big achievement, involving a long expensive flight to Israel and a steep walk down from the central bus station, but there are those that really…
Save Eliyahu Weinstein send me your money now
Guest Post by Dov Bear Apparently, evil, anti-Semtic FBI agents have been sent by the Jew-hater in charge, Barak Hussein-From-Nigeria Obama, to arrest Eliyahu Weinstein a most holy and upright Jewish man from Lakewood on trumped up charges of fraud,…
Lakewood bachur figures out Rubashkin conspiracy
I wanted to believe it was achdus. I wanted to believe that orthodox Jews from all walks of life could actually agree on something. I wanted to believe that despite what Rav Ahron, Rav Shach and so many others have…
Lakewood residents say yellow recycling bins are ruining town character
I live in the wonderful city of Lakewood, a special town that has been an extraordinary place to live here in golus. We are very fortunate. I wish I could live in Eretz Yisroel – like all Yidden should wish –…
Do frummies use tampons?
Sent to me via email and asked to remain anonymous Last night in order to celebrate my cousin’s son’s bar mitzvah, along with my parents and other relatives, I made what has become an annual trek to the enigmatic anachronistic…
Tznius is an issue, but threatening letters are just as bad
Jacob Da Jew has an important post about the state of Tznius in the frum community, the problem is not that people aren’t adhering to the laws, the problem is in the form of random notes distributed by random people…
Real Yeshivas have Chavrusa Tumults and Coffee Rooms
As much as you people think I know what I am talking about when it comes to the black hat yeshivish world I haven’t a clue, in fact even though I went to a chofetz Chaim yeshiva it really wasn’t…
Miss Borough Park Pagent
I thought about this post while writing the investigative piece about Sarah Palin being Jewish. I wonder what a Miss Lakewood or Miss Monsey competition would look like. What would the format be? Obviously only married women would be allowed,…