Sorry folks, just got out of the woods. Boston Dave sent this over. Find out more on 4torah.com
Tag: kids
Whatever happened to the shidduch crisis?
They say that the shidduch crisis is only as bad as your personal life, they say that once you get married you begin to realize that the shidduch crisis you faced was only your own crisis. If that’s the case,…
I won’t eat at your house, you shaygetz!
Dear Telz Angel, I live in a small community and I need your help. My wife and I are BTs but have not flipped out. We’re pretty modern. We both work for a living. I wear my kippa sruga at…
I don’t want to have kids
By Tova Schreiber I don’t want to have kids. Allow me to repeat that: I do not want to have children. Ever. As an avid reader of Frum Satire and a blogger myself, Heshy and I will sometimes throw writing…
On Having Good “Breeding”
My sister-in-law is 7. My husband is 27. People can’t control themselves when they hear this so they always ask, “Are they from the same father?” Sigh. Yes, yes, they are. Please ask me more because who doesn’t want to talk about…
Do you bribe your children?
The Sweet Life – by anonymous Disclaimer: The following is complete silliness. If you don’t enjoy it, keep it to yourself! Remember, as it says in Pirkei Avos: a fence for wisdom is silence. Bribery with sugar to get children…
Did your parents hit you?
I was sitting in my office this morning and these two Italian co-workers of mine were showing off to each other how badly their parents used to beat them up. They were showing off about how disrespecting their parents would…
How did you train your son to aim when peeing?
One of my favorite things about hanging out with people who have little kids is talking about poop and pee, I just love poop jokes and having little kids around justifies telling them constantly. Besides for poop and pee jokes…
What did you get for your bar mitzvah?
I was bar mitzvahd many years ago, but I still remember some of the gifts given to me. Since I come from a relatively poor family I used to gasp in horror when I realized that it was perfectly normal…
I love the Marvelous Midos Machine
I recent got a hold of the 1st Marveous Midos Machine album from . I am in love with this stuff. It just brings back such memories, memories of falling asleep at night and getting the honor to attend 4…