Tales from the yeshiva: By Avi Stavsky Shimi”s parents were discussing his future, now that he finished yeshiva. “Maybe we should send him to college for a while?” says his mother. “He needs to learn something of the outside world.…
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Why do purim shpiels suck so much?
So naturally around purim time I get sent a lot of purim shpiel videos and this year they have sucked more than ever. After watching so many of these shpiels, most of which took time to think up and produce,…
Two Lakewood boys are sitting in a bar…
Received via email from someone who has been reading this site since 2006 Two Lakewood Yeshiva Boys are in a bar having drinks. After a while a girl walks over and starts chatting with one of them. After a few…
Bais Yaakov Joke
Moishele approaches Rabbi Schwartz and tells him, “Rebbe, l have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” Rabbi Schwartz inquired. “They only know how to…
Whats the most popular game to play in 770?
What would you do for your rabbi?
This was received via email and for the first time in a long time, I laughed out loud. This is a story about a popular young Rabbi who, on Sabbath Eve, announces to his congregation that he will not renew…