Tag: jewish comedy

What is a hot Chani?

Here is a picture of two hot Chani’s I took at kosherfest, they were hot, slutty (according to frum community standards) , married, and wearing sheitles (wigs). Hot Chani’s are also called Sheitle Hookers and they commonly hail from the…

What is your hagba/gelilah radius?

The Hagbah/Gelilah Radius By David Sheril Situation: Gelilah You: Week before your Shabbos Bar Mitzvah. Shul Demographic: All your parent’s friends + guests who’ve arrived early. Distance of Pursuit: Within the main shul and hallway. Even if you’re in the…

Miss Borough Park Pagent

I thought about this post while writing the investigative piece about Sarah Palin being Jewish. I wonder what a Miss Lakewood or Miss Monsey competition would look like. What would the format be? Obviously only married women would be allowed,…