Frummies take on many fads over time, and I have wondered why certain fads were never taken. I always figured that the following fads would proliferate the frum community kind of like the omega 3 fanaticism of the orange juice…
Tag: jewish comedy
Extreme Shidduch investigations
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Awkward shomer negiah moments
Everyone has a moment when they are not sure what the other persons views on touching of the opposite sex are, and these are what I would call “awkward not sure if your shomer moments.” The most famous one of…
Republican Jews on Obama – video
Last nights show in Silver Spring was simply amazing, the crowd loved it and I finally got some good footage was is being edited for me by the organizer. This is the first time I did this joke and it…
Company has 4 kosher certifications on its milk – one just isn’t frum enough
Why on earth a milk company would bother to put 4 hechsherim (kosher certifications) on their packaging is beyond me. But Machmirim (what a name) is a new cholov yisroel milk company that broke an official Guinness Book world record…
What would you do for your rabbi?
This was received via email and for the first time in a long time, I laughed out loud. This is a story about a popular young Rabbi who, on Sabbath Eve, announces to his congregation that he will not renew…
Changing your yarmulke style is not that easy
Yarmulkes are kind of like TV remotes, you lose them once in a while and go freaking crazy. Our TV remote would get lost in the weirdest of places, mostly because, in our family retaining control of the “flicker” meant…
Saw You At Sinai begins outsourcing shadchunim to India
The next time you call your local shadchun don’t be too surprised if she doesn’t speak with a heavy Brooklyn accent. Don’t be too surprised that her name is not Shaindy either. That is right, in response to the downward…
Frum Escort Service
Sometimes I wonder if girls just want the feeling of being out on a date with someone they can show off at the local shidduch hot spot. I wonder if some girls are so ugly or nebach that they cant…
Ever have an awkward shalach manos experience?
I can remember my dad cursing under his breath as he wondered how best to react to a surprise shalach manos basket, this was in the days before we would prepare and have “spare” shalach manos for those who gave…
Jewno: Hilarious Jewish version of the movie Juno
All of secular Jewish culture packed into one video – its not that hard, besides for Lawyers, bagels and cheap Jews what else is there? Its actually very good.
See Frum Satire live this Thursday night in Crown Heights
As the title states, I will be doing an informal “MENS” only event at ALIYA in Crown Heights – Brooklyn. This event is set to start at 9:30pm and your $10 admission charge will include all the beer and cholent…
Black Hats vs. Streimels vs. Spodeks
Frumster introduces pickup lines
Frumster has introduced a feature for its members which lets you send quick non-customizable messages to members in the form of pickup lines. I have one word for this feature LAME, it seems that people are too lazy or the…
Why Jewish boys shouldn’t go to black barbershops
My hair is getting pretty lengthy as many of you can tell, and although I love long and shaggy hair, I have some gigs coming up that made me want to look more presentable – so I grudgingly decided to…
Do you have a crappy Jewish last name?
I am sure it is not just us Jews that have really bad Jewish last names. But this list is all I could think of. I also thought of some really cool Jewish last names so read on.
My newfound fear of flying
The oxygen masks are flinging about my head as I try to grab one, I can see children around me choking as the cabin loses pressure, I am freaking out, why do the flight attendants always say to help yourself…
Chabad vs. Misnagdim comedy video
You must understand that this was done in good fun, I am a Lubavitcher and Snag rolled into one. It was fun and like always the groups I made of enjoyed it.
Proof that Obama is a gilgul of Yosef
This was sent to me be via facebook from blogger Dofan Akoma Proof that obama is a gilgul of yosef… 1. Yosef told pharoh we have tough economic times coming… 2. Yosef bought all the land from the private sector…
An Ignorant Ashkenazic guy makes fun of Sephardim
And you think Obama is part of Al Quieda? I have gotten many complaints over the years about my lack of posts dedicated to making fun of sephardim. My response is always the same, first of all I am white,…
What is the frum way to say you are going to the bathroom?
What terms do frum people use to say they are going to the bathroom? Do they use any terms at all? Do they just use the classic #1or #2? They surely don’t use terms like taking a piss or dump…
Top ten middle east facebook status updates
I’m not actually yet, I just wanted to post this. Its from Bangitout.com
Christmas Thoughts
If you are offended when people wish you a merry Christmas – I can guaruntee that this post will offend you. You have been warned, enjoy! I went to Wal Mart tonight only to be turned away because it was…
Yeshiva Memories: The Schedule
I sat down one day last week and wrote a 15 page piece which is the basis of a memoir I am writing about my Yeshiva years. I have a very good editor and collaborator (note that this is an…
Happy Chanukah
I didn’t even realize it was chanukah tonight until this morning, pretty pathetic huh? That being the case I coukdn’t really think of anything to write about – maybe tomorrow will bring better ideas, luckily I can always resort to…