Thanks to my old yeshiva mate Moty Raven for coming up with this piece of brilliance, so brilliant, yet possibly offensive to most folks including me who hold much of the alter daas Torah in high esteem. My favorite pieces…
Tag: ice cream
One hechsher is not enough anymore
When’s the last time you actually bought something with one hechsher on it? If you answered recently, you probably aren’t that frum. The sad truth of the matter is that products with one hechsher just aren’t kosher enough anymore. Never…
Licking ice cream cones in public is unztnius
This happened when I was on a little vacay, but in Israel some zealous folks decided to trash an ice cream store in Mea Shearim because that’s what zealots do these days to places they deem unztnius. Seems like everyone…
My favorite Ben and Jerry’s flavor goes gay
I am sure some of your more right wing folks may be pissed, but I love Ben and Jerry’s and Gay people too, so it aint my problem. My favorite flavors of Ben and Jerry’s are: Chubby Hubby Half Baked…
What food did you crave most on Pesach?
We were in the front seat of my car staring at each other in a loving way, I wasn’t sure who would make the first move. I had never really done this before and as many of you know the…