I was just talking with a friend in from Israel about the kosher sex toy website and he said with a straight face that a dildo can save a marriage. He also told me that there was a woman in…
Tag: frum humor
Due to Artscroll monopoly I can’t stand the Koren Sacks siddur
I tried to use the Koren Sacks siddur, but it didn’t work. I didn’t like the modern orthodox font, it had that Israeli and American flag shul type font. Real modern orthodoxy, it was also snooty from the sound of…
Prayer to be dumped
By Frum N’ Flipping To be recited in Shema Koleinu or before Yehiyu LeRatzon: Blessed be you our God and God of our foremothers. May you have mercy on me [insert name] daughter of [insert mother’s name] and spare me…
Picking up chicks at Yizkor
I never thought about it much before, but it seems that the best time to hit on girls at shul is at Yizkor, their parents are usually inside and you can have pick up lines like – “both my parents…