Dear Heshy, Just last night the shadchan called me to tell me it was over with a girl whom I was head over heels for, it seems that this is the second girl to reject me based on my aggressive…
Tag: driving
I love Oregon
Just a warning: This is true stream of consciousness if you do not appreciate long winded out of order interludes that are full of romantic nostalgia stop reading now. A small sliver of sky can be seen ahead of me,…
I miss New York a little bit
I was walking down the street in San Jose with a buddy of mine from Denver and we came to a random crosswalk in the middle of a very busy street. “Watch this” I told him as I stepped into…
Why do Frummies drive like idiots?
It’s true, the more religious the community, the worse the drivers they produce. Have you been to Boro Park or Flatbush? What about The Five Towns or the Catskils, it’s really a nightmare. Luckily, other folks like my dear friend…
I love my mechanic
Unlike most men who peer longingly under the hood at what makes their cars move, I kind of know what I’m looking at, I can pick out the engine, the air intake, alternator and radiator, but like most men I…
Everyone loves to hate Hatzolah guys
Hatzolah makes many people cringe, I myself used to cringe when I was stuck in traffic on Friday afternoon and suddenly a big fat Chassidish hocker in a suburban with lights flashing and peyos thrashing about flying down the shoulder…
My Fathers Wedding
Wanderlust Rant
Before I had two blogs, whenever I wrote something that had nothing humorous to it I would just post it on my more personal blog which is called Frum Outdoorsman, it is rarely updated but this was one of the…
GPS for frummies
It seems like there is a whole economy that runs on chumras, whenever something gets banned or made stricter, someone comes out with a product to ensure that you do the best you can with trying to adhere to that…
First impressions of Dallas
I really haven’t been here long enough to write a post, but I just wanted to get something down so I can compare it to something I will most probably write later, should I stay here, as of now I…
I was arrested last night
I blew a red light coming off the Queensboro Bridge into Queens and for the first time in my life was pulled over in New York City. Next thing I know I am being told to step out of the…
Do you own a frummy car
I don’t know when the switch happened, but somewhere along the way frummies started driving minivans, thats when it all went downhill. But who remembers the days of the true Borough Park car as my father liked to call them?…
Venting about the lone cop on the Brooklyn Bridge
So I don’t know how many of you people live in Brooklyn or ever have the opportunity to drive on one of the most beautiful suspension bridges anywhere, but for those of you who do- you will know exactly what…