Back in high school I remember when it seemed that everyone in the frum community was coming down on expensive weddings, pesach vacations and summer camps. The classic liberal slogan of “how can we spend so much on this, when…
Tag: bar mitzvah
Getting Stoned at a Bar Mitzvah
We had another Bar Mitzvah last Shabbat. This one turned violent. The kid and a few others got stoned. No, I don’t mean high or wasted. I mean pelted. He just finished his aliyah and the crowd burst into Mazal…
Kid trampled while running for candy at an ufruf
Parents are demanding answers after a kid was nearly trampled to death on a bimah today. Apparently there was an ufruf and the child lingered around after all the other kids had their share, grabbing all of the candy they…
My first shabbos in Berkeley
The aron was open and three women were standing around it. They had just placed the torah back after the drasha; if I would have walked into shul at that moment I would have wondered if I was in the…
Bar Mitzvah boy gives $40,000 to…
Get some head!!! Nah just joking, I couldn’t pass it up and its a pretty big Kiddush Hashem for a kid who got $40,000 for his bar mitzvah to give it to Sderot to build a playground. Talk about giving…