Category: yeshivish

Top 50+ Yeshivish Words Mumbled

For when you don’t know the real word and at this point you’re too afraid to ask. A freilechen Chanukah/Purim Al Vashalom Aybishter Babamaysa Bezdin Bidee’eved. Buchshmoi Chap arain Chutzpadik Emirtzah Hashem (Im*yirtzah) Epis (“a little something”). Frekdagemara Fuhgeddabouddittt!!! Furalla…

Yeshivish Pickup Lines

I doubt most yeshivish people even know what a pickup line is but this was still super fun anyway. This is more of a list of yeshivish people with twisted minds seeing what they could come up with that could…

Yeshiva dinner thoughts

After three phones calls from a former rebbe asking me to attend my yeshiva dinner, I decided to go. I was in New York for a wedding that weekend, and figured I should at least make an appearance and decide…

Shidduch Vision: My thoughts

I wrote about Shidduch Vision back in July, but this past week the opening of a studio in Lakewood has everyone talking about it and here is what I think: Shidduch vision is basically an overpriced web-cam for frummies who…

Shidduch dating guide

Found this old shidduch dating guide on Bang It Out, and apparently its dated and anonymously written – but holds true for shidduch dating of the 80s and 90s, today’s shidduch game appears to be vastly different, but still its…

Do you have a yeshivish car?

Unlike most other things, you don’t have to be yeshivish in order to have a yeshivish car. I can remember when everyone with more than 4 kids drove those old grand marquis and caprice wagons, that were held together McGuyver…

Will learn for free food

Its Carlos and Gabbys night at the yeshiva, this usually means high attendance, the people who run the place aren’t stupid. If you want to get some punk ass 15 year old priority one kid in the door on a…