Category: sex

The Kedusha Crisis

Claiming historical significance in one’s work is usually hyperbole; usually, but not always. When Moishe Rabbainu put out the call for donations for the mishkan we can assume he told everyone this is a historic opportunity “Hashem Yisborach made this world 2,500…

Blushing in Yeshiva

Standing in the library at the local community college, a frum friend of mine was struck by the conversation she overheard behind her. “Do you think Stacy’s hot?” One girl asked another. “I think so,” replied the second. “I think…

2014 Meet Yair Hoffman

The 1950s called and said they want Yair Hoffman back. They were looking into the future and they saw the bullying that this man was undergoing and felt bad. They had never meant to let him loose into the 21st…

Frum Jewish Porn Titles

I know many of you think that frum and porn in the same sentence are impossible, but hear me out. It’s only natural for people to enjoy pornographic videos of their own kind. I am not condoning porn, it’s assur…

On Having Good “Breeding”

My sister-in-law is 7. My husband is 27. People can’t control themselves when they hear this so they always ask, “Are they from the same father?” Sigh. Yes, yes, they are. Please ask me more because who doesn’t want to talk about…

Do frummies use tampons?

Sent to me via email and asked to remain anonymous Last night in order to celebrate my cousin’s son’s bar mitzvah, along with my parents and other relatives, I made what has become an annual trek to the enigmatic anachronistic…

Shaindy.com has closed

The Orthodox Jewish community was shocked this morning upon hearing that their major source for discreet extramarital affairs, Shaindy.com was closing its doors. Shaindy.com was a risky venture, opening its doors to frum couples who just couldn’t wait until mikvah…

Shabbat is for Shtupping

By Aliza Hausman From Friday night to Saturday night, I observe Shabbat, you know the Jewish Sabbath, most stringently. No Twitter. No Facebook. No Blackberry. For 25 hours I am sucked into, what I like to call, a technological black…

Frum Stripper video (clean)

From the same people that brought you “shomer stick” come’s their latest attempt at making fun of the sexual undertones of orthodox Judaism. The girl who plays the frum stripper and the guy who played the yeshiva bochur get a…