On my facebook status update last night, someone asked me which Rebbe I was talking about when I spoke to attending the Rebbe’s funeral. I responded that I had attended the Alter Rebbe’s funeral and in response to this Laura…
Category: Lubavitchers
What do you think of the Rubashkin case?
I received a phone call last night from a good friend of mine asking me what I thought of the current effort to influence the proceedings of the Rubashkin trial. I had no answer for him and that bothered me.…
Stuff Chabad Likes
Most of you realize I love Chabad. It’s not just the beautiful girls, good food and free places to stay – I love their passion, their skill and their ability to be both modern and traditional. Before all of you…
Shabbos with the Motorcycle Rabbi
I think it was the first time in my life that I heard the following from a Rabbi with a long white beard: “You can go to shul if you’d like, but I need to get some sleep before the…
Hilarious Commercial featuring chabad rabbi
Simcha Levenberg occasionally writes for this blog and he’s featured on this commercial and it’s hilarious.
I’m sick of voting for you
By Mordechai Lightstone We all float in various social circles online – we have our friends in real life who was almost never say hi to online, we have our friends online that we almost never give a second glance…
I spent last Shabbos in Boynton Beach Florida
One of the things I hate about doing shabbos in random places is not being able to get to shul. So when I found out that Boynton Beach, Florida, where my girlfriend’s grandmother lives, had a Chabad I was pretty…
I have a dream
I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for achdus in the history of our nation. Several years ago, some great Rabbis, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today,…
The Lubavitcher Rebbe is not Moshiach – video from a Lubavitcher
As much as I respect Lubavitchers and hang out at chabad houses, I understand that people dislike chabad for many reasons, some founded and some unfounded – the number one reason being the messianic stuff(which no one has ever been…
Matisyahu Hater: Decoded!
By Simcha Levenberg One month ago Matisyahu released Light. The album is out there in the ether garnering praise and getting radio play. Personally, I love Matisyahu. I like him and his music. I think he’s the best thing that…
Frum looking man caught on tape dancing with girls at parade
I know we have to be dan lakav z’chus and make believe that this guy is not Jewish, but due to the fact that the West Indian Day Parade took place in Crown heights on Eastern Parkway, the chances of…
Gefilte fish made me frum
By Samuel Pilkinton I started becoming religious about 3 years ago. It started when I went into a bookstore and picked up a book called “The Rebbe’s Army”. After reading that book, I couldn’t wait to get in touch with…
My first Lubavitcher
Guest post by Jeremy Shadow Despite currently being a neo-pagan, I was born and raised a Conservative Jew in South Orange New Jersey. South Orange is a friendly little community somewhat close to Newark. After the Newark Riots, when Jews…
Ten questions a chabad shliach could ask Jewish rednecks
By Samuel Pilkinton So, I’ve been officially engaged for 2 weeks now. Mazel tov to me right?!?! I could not possibly be happier. Our parents are ecstatic; we couldn’t have more support from friends. But next month is our first…
ChabadMatch.com has drop down menus for meshichist views and beard types
ChabadMatch.com has officially taken over the title as most judgmental and ridiculous dating site on the web. Upon clicking to sign up, it asks if you are Chabad or a Friend of Chabad, parents can sign their sons/daughters up or…
Frum Satire makes a shidduch
I went to a L’Chaim (engagement party) in Crown Heights last night that was a first for me, not because I went in Drag but this because the two people who got engaged met due to some comments on the…
Anti-Chabad comedy video
Don’t worry folks I didn’t enter the world of the snags, I just make fun of the whole chabad vs. misnagdim affair in this video filmed in Dallas. The title is just get people curious!
Are folks who believe the Rebbe is the moshiach really Apikorsim?
I have always wondered about the Meshichists (messianic chabad movement that believes the Rebbe is the messiah) as many of us have. Chabad is infamous because of it and I have heard many people say outright that they wouldn’t have…
Funny Jewish question of the week
So I’m up at the bimah at Chabad of Santa Fe, Mexico and this fellow who obviously didn’t know much asked the following question during the long and extended “give me some donation mi-shebarach” portion of the davening. Hey Rabbi…
Whats the most popular game to play in 770?
What did you do for Purim?
Last years Purim kind of sucked because it was on a Friday, I spent it at my cousins in Monsey and as usual it was fun but not as fun as my yeshiva days, in fact Purim just hasn’t been…
Chabad takes on Racism by serving interracial challah rolls
See Frum Satire live this Thursday night in Crown Heights
As the title states, I will be doing an informal “MENS” only event at ALIYA in Crown Heights – Brooklyn. This event is set to start at 9:30pm and your $10 admission charge will include all the beer and cholent…
An insiders guide to chabad
This post is more serious then funny but its informative – everyones favorite rabble rouser Phil writes: Though I usually comment on many of the posts to this site, this is my first attempt at writing a satirical blog post.…
The Farbrengin: a girls personal account
Farbrengal Bliss- A Personal Account by Shaina received via email One of the key attractions in the Chabad movement is the farbrengen. The emphasis is on inspiration. Welcome to a song-filled gathering of Chassidim that will satiate your heart and…