Category: Hockers

Will learn for free food

Its Carlos and Gabbys night at the yeshiva, this usually means high attendance, the people who run the place aren’t stupid. If you want to get some punk ass 15 year old priority one kid in the door on a…

I love my mechanic

Unlike most men who peer longingly under the hood at what makes their cars move, I kind of know what I’m looking at, I can pick out the engine, the air intake, alternator and radiator, but like most men I…

What is a hocker? (video)

If you have a good understanding of what a hocker or macher is – this video hits home. If not, wish you luck in understanding it. (the sound was not too great- and the title is just because I couldn’t…

How do you behave at kiddush?

How do you behave at Kiddush? Everyone does different things at Kiddush, I myself look like a wolf, scouting out the offerings and planning an attack that will be most profitable and allow me to stockpile the hard to reach…