Category: God

The Lord shall smite you

You know how cursing according to the torah was a big deal, but it was always kind of backhanded? Well I always wondered how curses today would sound if we made them ancient sounding but, used modern day terminology. Some…

My newfound fear of flying

The oxygen masks are flinging about my head as I try to grab one, I can see children around me choking as the cabin loses pressure, I am freaking out, why do the flight attendants always say to help yourself…