Author: The Chelmisher Rav

JewHoo Jokes Collection

JewHoo was a Yahoo knockoff portal site popular among, well, Jews in the 1990s. The one timeless archive is the jokes section, the jokes which surprisingly there weren’t a whole lot of. Here they are. From the Great Beyond For…

Top 50+ Yeshivish Words Mumbled

For when you don’t know the real word and at this point you’re too afraid to ask. A freilechen Chanukah/Purim Al Vashalom Aybishter Babamaysa Bezdin Bidee’eved. Buchshmoi Chap arain Chutzpadik Emirtzah Hashem (Im*yirtzah) Epis (“a little something”). Frekdagemara Fuhgeddabouddittt!!! Furalla…

71 Reasons for Girls Not to Talk to Guys

Swiped from: http://www.jewswithquestions.com/index.php?/topic/283-71-reasons-not-to-talk-to-guys-from-frumalltheway/#entry1720 . H/T Avital Sivan 1) It’s assur (the source is in the Igros Moshe, and somwhere else)2) Most parents don’t let, and if they find out they’ll kill you, you’ll lose all your privileges, it takes years…

Jewish versus Goyish

Judges Are JewishJuries Are Goyish Packing all the mini hotel shampoos is JewishUsing them is Goyish Ordering family style is JewishOrdering a la carte is Goyish Cruises are JewishWalking tours are Goyish Laugh-In was JewishHee Haw was Goyish Grabbing lox…

200+ Biblical Clickbait Titles

“Biblical Clickbait” -shamelessly stole this from another group. You won’t be leaving from this post for a while! “BRACE YOURSELVES: Moshe’s most SCANDALOUS move yet…he HIT the ROCK!!” Dermatologists HATE her! Local woman gets leprosy after using this one weird…

Frum Satire – A New Life

In 2006, Heshy Fried started Frum Satire on WordPress.com when blogs were incredibly popular. The site moved over a year later to a standalone platform and was continuously worked on for over a decade, entertaining many thousands of people. Even…