Author: Telz Angel

Eight Worst Mikvah Ladies.

Guest Post by Mrs. Telz Angel. In honor of the marriage of Heshy and Chaya I wanted to share with you my top eight worst Mikva Lady experiences. 1. The Talkative Town Yenta. Lady, please stop talking! I show up…

The Wedding, a review.

Readers of this blog know that Heshy and Chaya got married this Sunday, but many of you were not able to be there.  If you were not there, you’ll never know if this is accurate. If you were there, you…

Frum Massage.

Frum Massage ad on Craigslist: You heard of Swedish Massage and Thai Massage, but do you know Frum Massage? So asks an ad on Craigslist in the five towns area where you can get your “challah dough” kneaded by local…

If I ran a shul.

If I ran a shul: 1. There would be an assistant rabbi.  I think every shul should have an assistant rabbi. First of all, you need succession planning. People die.  Second of all, we all want perfect rabbis, and are…

Halachos of cup size.

A New Jersey women asked the world to stare at her chest and decide if they agree that she is too busty to work at a frum lingerie shop. A frum lingerie shop? Indeed. You think the internet is not for frum people? Well…

Please Tread on Me!

I was surprised the  last time I visited the Baton Rouge Synagogue to see a large floor mat in the foyer of the shul. BRS is a large and wonderful place, with many wealthy folks and a very saintly rabbi. But the floor…

Jumbotron at shul

I was sitting in shul this week falling asleep during the Rabbi’s speech, and I had the following dream, or maybe it was a random stream of thoughts, or maybe I had too much Single Malt Scotch during the haftarah.…

Tehilim emergency

Raboisai, we are living in difficult times. A bunch of gedolim are in the hospital, or just got out of the hospital this week.  Rav Yosef Shalom Elyashiv, Rav Ahron Leib Shteinerman, Rav Yisrael Belsky, Rav Yitzchok Tuvia Weiss, Rav…

Der Mensch, Frum vigilante.

Move over Hebrew Hammer, Der Mensch is the new guy in town.  He’s the kind of frum vigilante we need to see more of. Sometimes there’s a place for some good violence. He’s hired by the ex-wife to take care…

I am a Frum Satire addict.

Awww how sweet.  This guy is proud to be Jewish. After waiting through the long shmalzy introduction, I realized this was a very good video.  I’m also proud.  Enjoy the next 5 minutes of this guy, and then my 5 minute reaction.…

YU Responds

Dear donors and parents, The board of Yeshiva University assures you that we have taken clear and decisive action in the matter of the YU Beacon article that has brought much shame to our community.   As you know, this article…

Select-o-vision Glasses Rock!

Select-o-vision glasses will revolutionize the frum world. New invention gives religious men the ability to make distasteful images invisible and see the world as they want to see it — their way. Cambridge, MA October 25, 2011 — MIT engineers…

YU revises history, shmistory.

Nothing restores my faith in the fine institution known as Yeshiva University when they act more like a Yeshiva and less like a University.  This past Rosh Hashanna I had the pleasure to read their latest YU To-Go.  This publication shows me…

Shlugging Kapores

Last week I posted a list which included a pun that alluded to domestic violence. Comments from people who are machmir on humor during the month of Elul thought that domestic violence is not a good topic for satire. So…

Frummest reaction to 9/11

It’s hard to convey anything satirical about 9/11.  Then again, some people never fail to help by providing their warped perspective on things.  The item that made me guffaw the most was hearing that some are makpid to commemorate 9/11 on…