Jewish Humor – The Odd Rabbi’s Prize Recommendation

So the Synagogue got really fed up with its Rabbi.

The Executive Committee met and not-too-reluctantly, concluded that they’d have to let him go. Trouble was – who’d want to take him – especially if it got out that he’d been fired? So the Executive Committee decided to give him a glowing letter of recommendation. It compared the Rabbi to Shakespeare, Moses and even G-d Himself. The recommendation was so warm that within six weeks the Rabbi succeeded in securing himself a pulpit in a major upwardly mobile Synagogue 500 miles away, at twice his original salary and with three junior Rabbis working under him
Needless to say, in a couple of months the Rabbi’s new employers began to observe some of his imperfections. The President of the Rabbi’s new pulpit angrily called the President of the old Synagogue charging “We employed this man mostly on the basis of your recommendation. How could you possibly compare him to Shakespeare, Moses and even G-d Himself, when he can’t string together a correct sentence in English, when his knowledge of Hebrew is worse than mine and that on top of everything else, he’s a liar, a cheat and an all-round low-life?”

“Simple,” answered his colleague. “Like Shakespeare he has no Hebrew or Jewish knowledge. Like Moses, he can’t speak English, and like G-d Himself – ‘Er is nisht kan mentch (He’s not a human being!).

An Alternate Version with Einstein Instead of Shakespeare

“Simple,” answered his colleague. “Like Einstein, he cannot relate with the common person. Like Moses, he can’t speak English, and like G-d Himself – ‘Er is nisht kan mentch (He’s not a human being!).