Simchas Beis Hashoeva Review Contest

crown-heights-073Hey Frum Satirers, since Heshy’s gone off to modern Sodom, we haven’t had a decent review of a Simchas Beis Hashoeva. As far as I can tell, this one written in 2008 was the last one.

So whether you’re going to be at the JQY LGBT Simchas Beis Hashoeva in Manhattan. Crown Heights, where the Grey Goose flows like milk and honey. Your local shtiebel with a one-man-band playing “u’shavtem mayim basason” on repeat all night. Satmar, where everyone just watches the rebbe dance while they stand on the bleachers and clap their hands. YU where guys are just busy checking out the Stern girls all evening, send in your review, we’d love to publish it.

Email your review of at least 350 words to shragigetzel @ gmail with a photo, if possible, and we’ll do our best to publish it.

Oh wait! Where’s the contest? I don’t know, just send in your Simchas Beis Hashoeva experience and we’ll decide whether there’s really a contest going on.


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