The most disgusting Jewish lyrics ever

deli kasbah moshiachI’m not the one who found this, that award goes to Areyeh S. who made me aware of such things. Whether it’s disgusting or not can be a debate, but my sick mind which has been polluted by the internet, women’s faces in the media, and all the child molestation scandals of recent years can be to blame. Change those Moshiach lyrics to the latest Kolko or your local convicted rebbe sex offender and you have one sick song.

Artist: Country Yossi

Album: Greatest Hits

From the Jewish lyric blog

 

So you want to know who’s gonna bring Moshiach?

Well I’ll tell you, I’ll tell you.

It’s not gonna be the business man,

Or the wealthy man or the famous man. Oh no.

 

It’s gonna be the little kinderlanch,

The little, little, little, kinderlach.

It’s gonna be the little kinderlach,

Who’ll make Moshiach come. (x2)

 

The little boy who goes to Yeshiva,

And learns Hashem’s Torah,

To understand,

He’ll make him come.

 

The little girl who sings Birchas Hamozon,

And says every word,

WIth holy Kavana,

She’ll make him come.

 

It’s gonna be the little kinderlanch,

The little, little, little, kinderlach.

It’s gonna be the little kinderlach,

Who’ll make Moshiach come. (x2)

 

The little boy who wears his tallis kattan,

And kisses his tzitizis,

When he says the Shema,

He’ll make him come.

 

The little girl who davens each morning,

And gives her allowance,

Away for tzdoka

She’ll make him come.

 

It’s gonna be the little kinderlanch,

The little, little, little, kinderlach.

It’s gonna be the little kinderlach,

Who’ll make Moshiach come. (x2)

 

The little boy who stays in shul,

And stands with his father,

To listen to the torah,

He’ll make him come.

 

The little girl who goes every Shabbos,

To visit the sick,

And the lonely old people,

She’ll make him come.

 

It’s gonna be the little kinderlanch,

The little, little, little, kinderlach.

It’s gonna be the little kinderlach,

Who’ll make Moshiach come. (x2)

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