I have offended you, it was probably on purpose

It seems that I may have offended more people than usual this year, I’m judging purely based on the lack of annoying phone calls, emails, and facebook messages from people I don’t really care about. I’d also like to attribute it to the lack of warning, we go from the last drunken depraved weekend of the summer to Rosh Hashanah and it doesn’t work for me. I’ve also noticed that everyone seems to be making the same joke “If I have offended you and so on, I did it on purpose, so screw you” seems to be all the rage with the kids these days.

I just did hataras nidurim so I have to try not to make any promises, but I hope to try to offend and make you laugh and think as much as possible in the upcoming year. May you all be inscribed in the book of life, hopefully they’ll inscribe me too and finally make me enough money from this blog so I can quit working. Though I’m fairly certian that my kavannah isn’t going to be good enough to get that much money out of God.

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