Rachmuna liztlon gets the credit because he had something up on his wall related to frumbusters. It got me thinking about lyrics to the theme song for Ghost Busters. Naturally I thought of pedophiles and untznius girls.
Vaad Hatnzius Theme Song:
(Frumbusters!)
If there’s a slutty girl in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
(Frumbusters)
If it’s somethin’ prust an’ it don’t look good
Who ya gonna call?
(frumbusters!)
I ain’t afraid o’ no elbow
I ain’t afraid o’ no knees
If you’re seein’ pritzus runnin’ through your head
Who can you call?
(frumbusters)
An invisible woman sleepin’ in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call?
(frumbusters!)
I ain’t afraid o’ no begged ish
I ain’t afraid o’ no shiksas
Who ya gonna call?
(frumbusters)
If you’re all alone, pick up the phone
And call
(frumbusters)
I ain’t afraid o’ no knees
I hear it likes to trap the boys
I ain’t afraid o’ no elobows
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who you gonna call?
(frumbusters)
Yaakov Horowitz Theme Song:
(frumbusters!)
If there’s a Creepy Rebbe in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
(frumbusters)
If it’s somethin’ at the mikvah an’ it don’t look good
Who ya gonna call?
(frumbusters!)
I ain’t afraid o’ no Belsky
I ain’t afraid o’ no Mesira
If you’re seein’ your second grade rebbe runnin’ through your head
Who can you call?
(frumbusters)
He was a baal chesed sleepin’ in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call?
(frumbusters!)
I ain’t afraid o’ no Gedolim
I ain’t afraid o’ no Cherem
Who ya gonna call?
(frumbusters)
If you’re all alone, pick up the phone
And call
(frumbusters)
I ain’t afraid o’ no Belsky
I hear it likes to trap the boys
I ain’t afraid o’ no mikvah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who you gonna call?
(frumbusters)