Who you gonna call? Frumbusters!!!

frum mixed dancingRachmuna liztlon gets the credit because he had something up on his wall related to frumbusters. It got me thinking about lyrics to the theme song for Ghost Busters. Naturally I thought of pedophiles and untznius girls.

Vaad Hatnzius Theme Song:
(Frumbusters!)
If there’s a slutty girl in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
(Frumbusters)

If it’s somethin’ prust an’ it don’t look good
Who ya gonna call?
(frumbusters!)

I ain’t afraid o’ no elbow
I ain’t afraid o’ no knees

If you’re seein’ pritzus runnin’ through your head
Who can you call?
(frumbusters)

An invisible woman sleepin’ in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call?
(frumbusters!)

I ain’t afraid o’ no begged ish
I ain’t afraid o’ no shiksas

Who ya gonna call?
(frumbusters)

If you’re all alone, pick up the phone
And call
(frumbusters)

I ain’t afraid o’ no knees
I hear it likes to trap the boys
I ain’t afraid o’ no elobows
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
(frumbusters)

Yaakov Horowitz Theme Song:
(frumbusters!)
If there’s a Creepy Rebbe in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
(frumbusters)

If it’s somethin’ at the mikvah an’ it don’t look good
Who ya gonna call?
(frumbusters!)

I ain’t afraid o’ no Belsky
I ain’t afraid o’ no Mesira

If you’re seein’ your second grade rebbe runnin’ through your head
Who can you call?
(frumbusters)

He was a baal chesed sleepin’ in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call?
(frumbusters!)

I ain’t afraid o’ no Gedolim
I ain’t afraid o’ no Cherem

Who ya gonna call?
(frumbusters)

If you’re all alone, pick up the phone
And call
(frumbusters)

I ain’t afraid o’ no Belsky
I hear it likes to trap the boys
I ain’t afraid o’ no mikvah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
(frumbusters)

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