Caption contest: 3 chassidish kids checking a girl out

Whoever comes up with the best caption gets a prize.
chassidic boys looking at woman

I’ll call my tatty he’s on the vaad hatznius

Look, her stockings have no seams

Damn, Yanky, she’s so hot we could get a heter for bleach

What a tuchus, but we don’t marry modernishe maidlach

Hat Tip Rachmuna Litzlon