Caption Contest: Ultra Orthodox Man wrapped in plastic on airplane

I hope you can come up with a good caption, because Heeb magazine took mine. It’s an ultra orthodox delivery service that vacuum seals their deliveries so they arrive fresh.

Other captions:

Now I don’t have to watch that pritzus

No one can touch me now

Thank God I picked an aisle seat

This is a lot better than just wearing a surgical mask

It may be see-through, but the halacha is 30 tefachim

I obviously don’t have any good ones

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