I hope you can come up with a good caption, because Heeb magazine took mine. It’s an ultra orthodox delivery service that vacuum seals their deliveries so they arrive fresh.
Other captions:
Now I don’t have to watch that pritzus
No one can touch me now
Thank God I picked an aisle seat
This is a lot better than just wearing a surgical mask
It may be see-through, but the halacha is 30 tefachim
I obviously don’t have any good ones
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