Orthodox Jews keeping the porn magazine business alive

Los Angeles – Everyone knows that the Porn Industry is run by the Jews, but how many folks know that the Orthodox Jews are responsible for keeping the pornographic magazine industry alive. When internet porn came (no pun intended) onto the scene, industry leaders started went scrambling trying to figure out how to keep their businesses alive without print media. “Why would anyone in their right mind pay for porn?” became the new mantra of porn lovers everywhere. This obviously meant that the need for that good old glossy centerfold on page 34 of Barely Legal or Juggs was about to become the latest thing we called “classic”, kind of like VCR’s and Landlines.

But sales didn’t fall that much, in fact, sales stayed steady in coastal cities with large Jewish populations, like New York, Miami, LA and Jerusalem. We noticed that sales tended to increase on Friday’s and the days before Jewish holidays like Passover or Yom Kippur. Our surveys have shown that many Orthodox Jews don’t use the internet or their smart phones during these time periods and this is the sole reason for the steady or increased sales. Many Rabbis have also taken a similar approach to the Internet that they’ve done with Television in the past and simply banned it. These bans have helped sales of print pornography stay the same or even increase in certian instances, because the internet fueled the Orthodox Jewish consumers need for pornographic material.