I’m not sure that actual yellow pages books exist anymore, but they sure do online. Someone led me to Jewocity when I recently searching for a Jewish escort service. It’s not that I myself need an escort, I’m getting married soon, but I had this brilliant idea to start an escort service for frum singles to boost their shidduch value.Let’s face it, a lot of judging about who we are is not only based on what we wear and where we daven, but also who we hang out with. I figured that if I could get the local shlump seen with a bunch of hot chanies, it may be worthwhile for his cause.
We could also take the Jewish escort service one step further in the shidduch world. Imagine if Shaindy keeps telling her parents she’s “busy” because she doesn’t want to date any of the shlubs she’s set up with, we could give her a nice young frum dude for required meeting with the parents. Soon after her parents get all excited, she could inform them that her and random frum dude “broke” up.
But Jewocity didn’t have anything for Jewish escort services in their entire directory. I found plumbers, Rabbis, Doctors and Lawyers so I guess it’s geared more towards mainstream and normal Jewish businesses and professionals. Did you know that Jewocity is more than the largest Jewish business directory? Yep, it’s also a measure of someone’s Jewishness according to everyone’s source for antisemitic slurs – urban dictionary.