Dear Chinuch Roundtable, I recently noticed that my teenage son was spending more time online than usual. The computer is in the living room, so I’m sure that he wasn’t chas v’sholom looking at anything that he shouldn’t. When I asked him what he was doing, he reluctantly admitted that he was chatting with a girl on Facebook. He told me that they had even gone for walks together a few times.
While it’s true that in general boys and girls his age shouldn’t socialize, my son tends to be depressed and moody, and since he met this girl he’s been much happier. Should I allow the relationship to continue? Should I allow them to correspond only online, or only in person?
Waiting eagerly for your advice,
The general taivah you’re referring to has nebech been around as long as Jews have lived in America, ubber my talmidim have told me that in the last few months there has been epes a zach called “Chatrooms”, where boys and girls mamesh sit and talk to each other with no busha bichlal. And it’s worse than that. Amul, you had to sneak around friday night to chap a schmooze with girls or get a quick handjob in the shul parking lot and shoyn, ge’endig, that was it. Today, it’s much more dangerous. Bochurim have told me that they’ve had long conversations and developed something called “feelings” for girls. These are very strong attachments that are mamesh created inside a mensh. Niflaos Haboirei! One bochur described them as similar to kana’us, ubber fakert.
Clearly, this Online Chatting is much more serious than talking to girls in person. In fact, I saw a teshuvah included in the definitive new Chidushei Maran HaGri”z (smackdown edition, 2012), where the Rav is asked, and I’m translating directly from the hebrew, “Now that you’re in the twilight of your life, having witnessed firsthand the tremendous positive and negative impacts of so many breakthroughs in technology, what are your thoughts on the future of mankind?”, the Rav writes back, “Assur.”
Gradah, derech agav, in our yeshiva, we’ve set up a service streaming porn 24/7 over wifi to take care of this shreklecheh matziv. Al tiftach peh, but Baruch hashem we haven’t had a single episode of talking to girls this entire year.
Heshy, a groiseh y’shkoiach for making this issue public.
Yossel Meisheh Horowitz (shlit”a)
I am Dan of FrumSatire infamy:
I am uniquely qualified to address this question, since I never spoke to a girl—neither in real life nor on the internet—until I was 25, and never socially (that is, not on a date) until I was 27. Thus, my opinion is unblemished by the negias of actual social interaction. Talking with girls causes all sorts of negiahs. The baalei mussar often speak about the problems with negiahs, in that it causes you to make decisions for ulterior motives without realizing it. Since I have not been tainted with these negiahs, my opinion is based on only the Torah.
The Torah’s opinion is that it is much worse to speak to girls on the internet. The reason is that if one speaks to girls on the internet, there is a fear that she may really be ugly. Then, all the zerah will truly have been wasted. However, when one speaks to girls in person, he will be careful to only speak to attractive girls, and thus there will not be any wasteful use of zerah.
It is very important to make sure that zerah is not wasted in this fashion on unattractive girls, and I wish the FrumSatire readership that all their zerah should be used only for the hottest of Chanis and chestiest of Estis.
The RaHaF, author of the Nefesh HaHesh:
This question is no joking matter, our sages of blessed memory were very serious about the internet, although many of the pre-internet gedolim have been nifter recently, many gedolim who didn’t grow up with the internet do exist and I have been told by many that the internet is a den of sin and that everything done in person is way better than doing it online. Talking to members of the opposite sex is no different.
Although the gemera warns about people who are more scared of humans than of God, humans are quite powerful deterrents, for instance, before the days of the internet buying pornographic materials was much harder and one went through painstaking things to pull this off. You had to tuck your tzitzis in, take off your yarmulke and park your car in a different lot – all to make sure no one caught you. This process sometimes took so long and created such guilt, that one merely stopped in the middle and didn’t go through with the deal. The internet has done away with the embarrassment and chillul hashem of porn sales. One can sit in the comfort of their home, car, beis mderish or office and look at whatever the yetzer harah displays on his endless buffet of free porn.
Don’t mistake talking to members of the opposite sex as harmless, when one talks to girls in person they don’t just get undressed and get to it. The internet has made it easy to chat with girls in the nude, that girl on facebook has no idea that you are wasting seed to her vast amounts of untznius pictures as you discuss your chol hamoid plans.
To put it bluntly, because I did so in my sefer Nefesh HaHesh, talking to girls directly is less of an issur because it’s harder to waste seed or get some from someone in person. The internet has taken away the shame and one is more likely to waste seed or be involved in some internet cyber sex. Also when one talks to women on the internet, they tend to be taken out of reality and are more likely to look at illicit sites should the internet friend prove to be unavailable for his needs. This goes into my theory of why it’s better to attend strip clubs than look at porn on the internet, but that’s for another discussion.