You know those kids who come back from Israel and can’t shut up about it

Don’t get me wrong, I love Israel, the first thing I do when I get off the plane is take a bus to Jerusalem and stuff my face with some shawarma and rugalech from the shuk. Then I hit up the kotel for some God talk and then I roam around the Charedi neighborhoods to see if there are some riots or beat downs I can take part in. However, there are those first time to Israel peeps who come back to America and can’t stop talking about it for months…

Apperently the video touched a raw nerve, because when I posted it on Facebook there was a nice Jewish argument about being frum and not being eligible for birthright, false because I went on brithright and was the only frum kid on that trip. One of my roommates even thought my tefillin was a device I was using to shoot heroine with.