Chosson Class Fail

I just received the following message on Facebook:Weird stuff from chossen class I can’t bring myself to post this on FB: I learned that margarine can be used if no KY jelly is available. Thanks for your great work! I am sure others have heard similar weirdness, but what I really want to know is this – unless you have issues with producing vaginal juices – who the eff needs lube when they are newlyweds? I don’t know, just seems that two people madly in love would have no use for lubrication.

FYI: Conditioner works great too…now I can’t help but think about making Hollandaise out of said margarine.