Do you find black velvet to be sexy?

I myself don’t see the sex appeal of a large black velvet yarmulke, but some ladies do, in fact, many baal teshuva girls I have spoken to have told me that they have some fetish for black velvet yarmulke wearing men. Some girls have told me things like “you know what they say about guys in big black velvet yarmulkes?” with a sexy tinge in their voices and my response is “no I have no idea, please tell me” and they always say something like “oh it’s not tznius

Even funnier is the fact that Alanna Myles sang about black velvet being a new religion that will bring you to your knees and many ladies have gone to their knees for that black velvet wearing man.