Just because pickup lines are corny doesn’t mean they can’t be fun, actually as lame as these are, I was smiling and laughing to myself the whole time – so at least I was entertained – though I hope you will be too!
I can go longer than those shabbos chanukah candles
I’d love to take your dreidel for a spin
Hot oil rubs are a mitzvah on chanukah
I’d love to dip my latkes in your apple sauce
Relax, I won’t be cutting your head off tonight
I’d love to see your sword
I’ll make you explode like the first bite of a jelly donut
Wanna play with my dreidels
I’ve got plenty of gelt to go around
I’d love to defile your temple
Let’s try and do it for 8 nights
I love how shapely your Antiochus is
If your parents walk in we can pretend we were playing dreidel
Is that a Maccabean Sword in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I’d love to take a look at your shamash