Guy who obviously just started on the whole niddah thing: So Rabbi my wife can’t get to the mikvah on Tuesday, can she go a day early on Monday?
Rabbi: Uh, that’s not really possible, he looks exasperated kind of like a dog who just realized he’s getting carried away with the current.
Rabbis Wife: Oh shit, what do I do, I don’t want to offend him – doing the niddah thing is a bitch already…help!!!
Niddah Guy: Well I don’t understand why she can’t just go in the river?
Rabbi: The river is complex, we uh-uh, shouldn’t talk about this now
Rabbis Wife: sweat beads forming on the few hairs poking out of hair snood
Rabbi: Maybe we should discuss this in private?
Niddah Guy: I swear to God the guy has no idea what’s so private about the niddah thing, he looks like he’s taking it in stride, but I’m sure he’s taking to the bottle every night.