Seriously folks, how much do you think your penis is worth? What about a piece of your penis? How much would you sue for if the mohel screwed up and botched your bris. Botched Bris – I can just see a documentary or something about the evils of forced circumcision for religious reasons. Well a company that makes something called the Mogen Clamp (I don’t want a clamp anywhere near my penis) is going out of business after a judge ordered them to pay 10.8 million dollars in damages to the family of a boy who lost more of his penis during a bris than he wanted to.
I feel bad for the kid, but this story made me crack up and then I felt guilty because it was tisha b’av.